Dream Evil

Dream Evil "Dragon Slayer" (Century Media) No way, dude.  What's this?  Heavy metal.    What they singin' dude?  Chasing the dragon.  That's too funny.  This dude I know called the Magic Gnome, he...

Review: Chinchilla

Chinchilla "The Last Millennium" (Metal Blade) My last encounter with Chinchilla didn't go all too well.  In fact, I wasn't even able to keep their CD in one piece.  It wasn't like I shattered it into...

Review: The Company of Snakes

The Company of Snakes "Burst the Bubble" (SPV) In case you didn't know The Company of Snakes is more or less the original cast of characters that made up White Snake except without that annoying hollering...

Review: Crank Yankers

Crank Yankers "Volume 1" (Comedy Central) Crank calls are funny. Sure, it's not exactly an amazing feat of human cleverness; in fact, it can be pretty fucking irritating. Crank Yankers is a show on Comedy...

Review: As Darkness Falls

As Darkness Fall "A Tremor so Subtle" (Sadistic Records) This six track EP from New Jersey's metalcore act As Darkness Falls boasts not only extra crispy production value but big and tasty lyrics as well....

Review: As I Lay Dying

As I Lay Dying "Beneath the Encasing of Ashes" (Pluto Records) Some hardcore just plain kicks ass....this is definitely the case with As I Lay Dying, formely known as Life Once Lost.  True to their name,...

Review: Aspects of Physics

Aspects of Physics "Systems of Social Recalibration" (Imputer / Rocket Racer USA) Excellent cover design. Expect a good 15 minutes of bewilderment, if you happen to smoke and then try to comprehend the...
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Audra "Going To The Theatre" (Projekt Records) With their second full length album release, Arizona based brothers Bret and Bart Helm enter the arena with a continuing theme of Gothic flavored music and...

Review: Barnyard Ballers

Barnyard Ballers "“Nudie Bar Blues”" (Crazy Love Records) This record makes me want to move to some stupid trucker town like California City or Oildale and marry Kid Rock’s deranged cousin with a...

Review: The East Bay Chasers

The East Bay Chasers "Johnny is a Junky" (Rats Records / Cheetah's Records) "Johnny is a Junky" is a five-song EP filled to the brim with snotty, sneering punk rawk.  Although The East Bay Chasers rarely...