Review: Gorerotted

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Gorerotted
“Only Tools and Corpses”
(Metal Blade)

(Review narrated in a throaty, raspy, screaming, gargle voice) Blood feast. Rotting flesh, and hell fire.  Hooded devil monks and pentagrams made of candles. Twisted Gore Metal orgy wrought with themes of necrophilia and sacrifice.  The first and last songs explain it all: “Zombie Graveyard Rape Bonanza” is about screwing dead corpses in a cemetery; “To Catch a Serial Killer” is the short tale of serial killers John Wayne Gacy, Ted Bundy, Jeffery Dahmer, Jack the Ripper, Fred West, and John George Haigh. (Extra loud gargle roar) CHAINSAWS AND BLOODY MACHETES!  Just the certain touch of charm Gore fans look for.  True fans of Gore Metal classics Regurgitated and Exhumed will definitely hate (unless you are capable of love) “Only Tools and Corpses”.  You crazy fucks.