Review: There Were Wires

There Were Wires
(Iodine Recordings)

How to make There Were Wires:
Follow instructions carefully and watch oven timer.

1 Tblsp Emo
1 Fresh beef heart
3 human fingers
1 Picture of girlfriend who ruined your life
1 Slayer CD

Dice Slayer CD. Mix with Emo. Set aside
Place beef heart in blender on puree. Be sure to cut yourself on the blender
blade as it spins. Add fingers after three minutes.
Tear picture of girlfriend while crying and screaming obscenities. Add to
heart and finger mixture. Blend until frothy.
Pour into 9×12 glass baking dish.
Sprinkle emo/Slayer mix on top.
Bake at 600 degrees for seven hours.
Remove immediately with bare hands.
Makes 7 servings for fans of anger, emo and music.