HomeMusicReview: Flotsam and Jetsam Flotsam and Jetsam “My God” (Metal Blade)Yeah, Im sure every dumb fuck out there is getting big fat jollies by doing exactly what Im about to do… My God? My God is right! Its exactly what I thought when I picked this album up, My God, these guys are still putting albums out! They are, but that doesn’t mean they should. Its silly, poorly executed and weak material. It flops around like a dying fish on my half erect cock. What do I mean by that dead fish crack? you ask. Many things. Either Flotsam and Jetsam is my cock and theyre choking their music to death with their refusal to stop the madness or Flotsam and Jetsam is the fish and theyre failing to arouse me with their worn out song-writing, or I just like making metaphors that somehow involve my cock like some mad egotistical cock crazy music critic. F & J should have called it quits after No Place for Disgrace in 1988. That was a pretty good album with a hard metal production by Bill Metoyer that hasn’t been duplicated by the band ever since. Bill, by the way, is the producer on My God too. If you enjoy lackluster metal songs that dont particularly do anything, go anywhere or tread new ground then buy this record you stupid fish fucking whore!
